"Think Different. Think Jon Peter Lewis"

So what is "commercial appeal"? Who knows.

But who wouldn't want your name in commercials?

So go here and sloganize yourself. A few of my favorites:

"Jon Peter Lewis, pure lust"
"Share moments, share Jon Peter Lewis"
"Jon Peter Lewis is forever"

"No valerietown, no kiss"
"3...2...1...valerietown"
"The valerietown effect"

"spooky ghost is a female force"
"spooky ghost...first class"
"Make yourself at home with Spooky Ghost"

This is for Allen, spooky's brother, and JPL's favorite roommate:

"All you need is Allen"
"Allen for your kids"
"With a name like Allen, it has to be good"

for a sloganizer with a slightly edgier bent, try this one.

My favorite from this hub is "Central Heating for Valerie"

Trust me, these are funnier when it's your own name. Try it.

p.s. It's blazing hot in New York. Blazing.