So I can't say the idea is original but I started thinking of fictional facebook updates from fictional characters. Some of these might be amusing to me only but I've been jotting these down all day.
Luke Skywalker can't make it to Tashi Station, guys . Uncle Ben has the brain of a Jawa.
Luke Skywalker got two new droids today!
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are now friends.
Luke Skywalker totally got a lightsaber today! Oh, and his Aunt and Uncle are dead.
Luke Skywalker is a fan of Jedi.
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Chewbacca sent Han Solo some Spice.
Chewbacca is so sick of fixing the Falcon.
Chewbacca joined the group "Former Wookie Slaves".
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Darth Vader wants to know if anyone still believes in the Force.
Darth Vader is in a relationship with The Emperor and "It's Complicated."
Darth Vader created an event "Alderaan Goes Boom!".
