If you're having a bad day, here's some things you should be thankful for:
1. You were never part of Apartheid. Hooray!
2. You have little to no desire to eat human flesh! Double Hooray!
3. Chocolate is available everywhere!
4. The Beatles!
5. There's no such thing as Polio anymore! (Except a single strain living in a petrie dish in the basement of the CDC.)
6. Puppies like you!
7. Spellcheck!
8. Houdini was awesome!
9. You can read! (Or else this list would give you no joy.)
10. You haven't murdered anyone...so far...today...well, at least while you were reading this!
