Don't You Ever Wonder?

About Jon?

Not even a little bit?

There he is, doing all these interviews, but what about him?
What is he like?
Who are his musical influences?
Where does he see himself in five, ten, fifteen years?

Who cares.
Those aren't the questions I asked him.

These are the questions:

What's been your favorite movie this summer?

hmmmmmmm. I'd have to say Star Trek.

Oh, good choice. Favorite popsicle?

(after taking a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time to respond) Otter Pop. Strawberry Short Kook.

Another good choice.

I also like Sir Isaac Lime.

What do you like least about summer?

That it's too short.

Yeah, me too. T-shirt with swimsuit? Yeah or Nay?

No...although I'm getting to a place in my life where a t-shirt seems a little more appropriate.

Favorite bbq food?

Steak.

Oh, classy. Outdoor movies: fun evening? or just an excuse to get irritated with strangers during North by Northwest?

Pee Wee's Big Adventure. That's all I think about at the drive-in. I'm a rebel, Dotty. A loner...
I like them, though.

It was at this point he started quoting Pee Wee's Big Adventure,
and the interview was pretty much over.

Tune in as I turn my keen interview skills on Sky and James,
so you know the whole American Nobody Team a little better
(Judy, then I'm coming for you).