Saturday, December 20, 2008

Two Front Teeth


So, I'm waiting in the Boise airport for my 5:40 am flight, and thinking of all of you dear readers, getting desperate in your quest to find me the perfect gift. Well, here it is.

It's these earrings. Order them here.

I will also accept these in diamond form. And sapphire. Really, any gemstone will do.

For James, I would sign him up for Improv 301 (and myself, too) and Sketch 101.






For Jonny, I would get him a spot as the musical guest on SNL, because the show's looking up, it's got the best cast it's had in years, and love it or hate it, there's a cache to that invitation.

And I would get him a $25 gift certificate to Outback Steakhouse. It's a good place. I think I've even been there with Jon. Probably the one in Idaho Falls, the one that Darren and Andy used to work at.